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Be Hilarious,
Entertaining and Relieve the Pressure You Are Feeling With
The Wedding MC Jokebook |
Here’s How You Can Quickly and Easily
Get Your Hands On The Best Wedding MC Material in Just 3
Minutes
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Easily
Live Up To The Honor Of Being the Wedding
MC |
“I have
just purchased a copy of The Wedding MC Jokebook and have thoroughly enjoyed
reading it…I was pleasantly surprised with not only the humor
of your book but also the emphasis that you make on the
organization of the function that the MC must adhere
to.”
Gino G.,
Canada | |
Here’s
what you’ll get:
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Instant
Wedding MC Jokes (download in 3 minutes)
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Instant
Wedding Reception Planning Guide ( download and print in 5
minutes)
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You’ll
Have Tasteful, Hilarious Wedding Jokes –
Proven Winners!
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Save
Your Time, Save Your Money – Everything You Need is Instantly
Available
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Skyrocket
Your Confidence
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100%
Satisfaction Guaranteed
From: Lee
Bells
Monday 10:40 PM
Dear Wedding MC,
Whether you are the
Bride, the Groom or the Wedding MC you want the Wedding Reception
to be a success.
You need to
know who is speaking, when.
You want to
know how to tastefully introduce the Bridal Party, the
Families, Relatives and others.
You want the
audience to be entertained and have a good
time.
You want
clean, hilarious humor included in the
reception.
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The Wedding MC Jokebook (so simple to use)
Will Help Make Your Wedding Spectacular. |
The
Wedding MC Jokebook is also a
Reception Planning
Guide.
The
Wedding MC Jokebook contains pages
and pages of clean, tasteful jokes.
It
includes:
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Clear, Easy-to-Follow,
Reception Planning
Guide
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Over 60 Wedding MC Jokes in 6
Categories from Bride and Groom to Parents and Grandparents to
One-Liners
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Specific
Instructions For Telling Each
Wedding Joke
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Our Secret for Making All
Wedding Jokes Even More Hilarious
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How to Immediately
Build the Correct
Expectation in your Audience
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A 2008 Appendix with 21 More
Carefully Crafted Jokes – Including
Instructions
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A Wedding MC Checklist To
Make Sure You Are 100% Prepared
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A Free Copy of Our
Digital Book – Famous Funny
Lines (over 200 funny quotes by famous
people)
§
Famous Funny
Lines
Guide for Wedding MCs – How (and Where) To Use the Best Quotes From
Famous Funny Lines As A
Wedding MC
§
Guidelines for Using
Appropriate Comedy –
What Not to Do
§
Alternatives to Glass Clinking
(for Wedding Kisses)
§
A Wedding MC Script Organization
Strategy that’s Easy to Use
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Strategies for Making Necessary Announcements
(facility request about smoking etc.) Entertaining and
Fun
Mark and I
are the authors of The Wedding MC Jokebook (we are also professional improv comedians). We have collected and
rewritten tons of suitable jokes for any wedding. Mark and I
also explain how to tell the jokes, where to place
them in the program, and how to maximize the
effectiveness of the humor - without taking away from the Bride (and
Groom's) wonderful day.
Individual MC's have
used this book right from the podium, with great success!
Others, more comfortable in the MC role, rave about the top notch
humor included in The Wedding MC Jokebook.
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"I received many
compliments." P. Stewart
"The Wedding MC Jokebook helped me greatly...it was my
first wedding MC gig." Rick M
"The book worked
great." R.L.
"The book gave an idea of
what jokes worked well...people laughed." James B.
"I used a good
deal of humor from the book...I got huge compliments...the
book was a lifesaver." Anne D.
"The book saved the day for
me. It was my first time MC'ing." D.D.
"Yes, the wedding
couple and those in attendance had a good time. The
humor was appreciated and in good taste." Andrew
P. |
Mark and
I,
the authors, have been performing
professional improv comedy for 20
years.
And Mark and I reveal
our "comedy secret" that never fails to make the jokes sure-fire
winners at any wedding.
Excellent
wedding humor. - Jokes written and
categorized to be used in every Reception situation such as
introducing the parents, the best man, how to tactfully discourage
clinking of glasses for a kiss etc.
Easy to
use manual. - Be ready to MC a
Reception with confidence in minutes.
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Dear
Mr. Bells
This
August I bought a copy of your Wedding MC Jokebook. Although I've attended many
wedding receptions I didn't pay too strict attention to the
"script" and therefore only had an imperfect idea of what to
do now that I was to be the MC! I used your script as a
general guide as well as selected jokes and stories from your
book... I liked the fact that the jokes and stories were
entertaining and could be told in any crowd without fear of
offending anyone. Too often I have sat at a reception and
watched while people cringed waiting
for some misguided MC to deliver yet another embarrassing
story. Your material is tasteful while still having an edge
and a touch of innuendo. Keep up the good work. Sincerely,
Lloyd Widenmaier
Lloyd
Widenmaier MC and Uncle to Bride |
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From
the desk of Gino G. Attention Lee Bells Good
morning.
This
is just a quick note to advise you that I have just purchased
a copy of your book The Wedding MC Joke Book and have
thoroughly enjoyed reading it....I purchased your book looking
for new ideas and approaches. As I stated earlier, I was
pleasantly surprised with not only the humor of your book but
also the emphasis that you make on the organization of the
function that the MC must adhere to. I just wanted to say
thank-you...I am looking forward to any more books that you
release. Sincerely, Gino G. Manitoba,
Canada
Gino G.
Gino
G. Wedding MC |
With
The Wedding MC Jokebook you
will:
Plan the
perfect Wedding reception.
Incorporate smooth,
humorous introductions for members of the Bridal Party and
others who are giving speeches.
Have clean,
sure-fire comedy at your disposal.
Learn the secret
of Wedding MC humor that will make an amazing personal and funny
connection with your audience.
CLICK HERE TO
PURCHASE
Plan your
Reception quickly, without forgetting any important details or
speeches. Have at your fingertips quality humor appropriate
for any wedding. Discover exactly how to present a variety of
jokes, including when and where to use them in the program...and
Mark and Lee's secret to wedding humor that few people know
and even fewer use - will be yours. It's simple but
powerful. Easily and quickly assemble an awesome
Reception Program that runs smoothly, tastefully and
entertains your audience as they participate in the Wedding
Celebration.
Here’s Four Reasons to Believe What I’m
Saying:
One: Mark and I have been
performing for 19 years.
That’s how old our company is – Don’t Mind Us Improv Comedy. We have been selling The Wedding MC Jokebook for ten years. We have offered an online
version of it since 1999.
Type Don’t Mind Us
Comedy into any search engine and you can see who we
are.
Two: Mark and I have perfomed on stage, live, in front of thousands
of people over the last two decades. We have written three books,
radio plays, comedy for radio and TV, and advertising. Mark and I have MC’d 12 weddings between the two of us. Before we wrote The Wedding MC Jokebook, every friend or acquaintance we
had, borrowed the file folder of jokes we had collected and
re-written - including the original ones we
created.
Three: The Wedding MC Jokebook is clear, succinct
and easy to use. No
extra pages of fill and fluff – just the essentials a Wedding MC
needs. In fact, more
than a few customers have used the Wedding MC Jokebook right from the
podium.
Four: We don’t hide behind a
digital identity. Our
voicemail is 306-241-8172.
Our web site http://www.dontmindus.com/ has
been around a long time and anyone can contact us via our site. (Check out our picture with
Weird Al Yankovick – we opened for him on
his tour.) Call or
email and you can talk to us directly. Our full address is at the
bottom of this page.
So order
The Wedding MC Jokebook and easily
plan a spectacular, entertaining Wedding Reception. After
all, it is a special day and The Wedding MC Jokebook is the simplest way to make
your Wedding Day the best it can be.
Here’s Why You Should Own Our
Product
One of the
most important elements of public speaking is confidence. You need to feel as
confident as possible to do a good job. Confidence comes from being
prepared and believing in your material. The Wedding MC Jokebook provides you both.
The Reception Planning
Guide
and Joke–Telling
instructions, including our secret, will prepare you
better than any other book or product out there. And our Wedding Jokes are simply
the best. Funny, clean,
effective, and crafted specifically so you will be successful
telling them.
You see… this
package is different from what other companies give you.
For one, The Wedding MC Jokebook is reasonably priced. But there is
more.
Other
companies will give you a template. What’s a template? Here’s a definition from
Dictionary.com:
A gauge, pattern, or mold, commonly a
thin plate or board, used as
a guide to the form of the work
to be executed; as, a mason's or
a wheelwright's templet.
It seems a
template is a guide (unless you’re a wheelwright or a mason). Big deal. You still have to do the
work and you start with a mainly empty page. If I am buying a product, I want the product to do the
work for me.
That’s what we
do. Instead of writing your MC
script from scratch, we give you the order of the reception. We give you the joke to tell
for each part of the reception (using your computer to clip and
paste is easiest). We
even explain how to tell the
joke with italicized
instructions under each joke. We emphasize the funny part of
the joke visually. You can’t screw up. It’s all ready for
you!
Save your
time! (Time is
money.) As a Wedding MC
you can get ready Fast
and be Funny!
The Wedding MC Jokebook is simple to
follow. You get the
meat and potatoes and no fluff. Be an entertaining, effective
MC at your friend’s or relative’s wedding.
Here’s the Cost and Why It’s Worth
Every Penny
Through this special
internet offer you’ll get The Wedding MC Jokebook instantly as a digital
download.
You’ll
receive the Reception
Planning Guide, the 60
jokes in 6 categories, the joke-telling instructions, and the
2008 update of 21 awesome
Wedding MC Jokes, plus 14 funny quotes – suitable for any
reception, for only
$39.95. That’s only
42 cents a
joke.
UPDATE: Mark (the math geek,
problem solver comedy partner of mine) reminded me that you won’t
use every joke. So
technically, even though 42 cents a joke is cheap, you won’t use
them all. So, once you
select the jokes perfect for your situation, it’s actually more
expensive. I think it’s
still a deal…but I have to perform (and get along with Mark) 5 times
a month, or more. So he made me lower the
price.
To $24.95. That’s right. $15 bucks off, so you can
pick the very best jokes you want and still get a great price per
joke. 26 cents each by the
way.
Don’t forget,
26 cents a joke is just one way of looking at it. You still get the Reception
Planning Guide, the secret of telling Wedding
Jokes, and special instructions for telling
each joke. And that’s not including any
BONUSES.
Since I know
it's 100% to your benefit to act right away, I want to sweeten the
pot and give you every possible reason to say YES today! YES
today!
If you respond
immediately, you'll also receive the following:
Bonus #1:
Famous
Funny Lines Value
$10.00
Famous
Funny Lines
is our edited book, filled with 240 funny lines by famous people. It
is the perfect accompanying resource to The Wedding MC Jokebook, giving you many other humorous
options to weave into the Reception Program.
Bonus #2:
Famous
Funny Lines Guide For Wedding MCs Value
$6.00
This
guide narrows down the 200 plus quotes to the 14 best ones for
Wedding MCs. The guide
categorizes the quotes so you know where to use them. Complete with instructions
on how to use them.
Bonus #3:
Free
Wedding MC Checklist Possibly
Invaluable (Peace of Mind)
Make
sure every detail is accounted for on the Wedding Day. The checklist guarantees you
won’t miss anything vital to the Wedding Program – or any of your
Wedding MC duties.
Bonus #4:
Free
Wedding Mc Audio Value
$10.00
Listen
to a radio interview with Mark and Lee where they explain the most
important rules a Wedding MC must follow.
Bonus #5:
Email
Coaching Session Value
$20.00
As
you get ready to MC the wedding, think of the 3 issues troubling you
most, or the 3 main questions you have. Email them to Mark and Lee
and they will reply promptly with an answer. Their response will
give you one or more answers to solve your problems.
Order
Now and Get
these Free Bonuses worth at
least $46.00.
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If
The Wedding MC Jokebook doesn't help
make the special Wedding Day Reception easy to plan and
the MC an entertaining hit - we'll give you your money
back. |
Mark and I have
filled the pages of The Wedding MC Jokebook with no-nonsense,
specific, helpful info and powerful, hilarious
comedy.
If that's not
worth 39 bucks ($25) then you can
spend your spare hours ferreting out jokes on the internet
(good luck finding clean ones). After a couple of hours you'll
wish you bought The Wedding MC Jokebook and saved yourself a lot
of time, money and
effort. |
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Relieve the
PRESSURE you Face and Order The
Wedding MC Jokebook to Ensure
an Awesome, Entertaining Wedding
Day. |
Look at it this way --
$24.95 is really a painless drop in the bucket
to be able to get your hands on The Wedding MC Jokebook and start using it
right away!
You Really Can’t
Afford Not To Invest In
“The Wedding MC Jokebook”
It's easy to get
started right away.
Click below to order right now for only $24.95 (even
if it’s 3:00
am in the morning).
So let’s summarize
this offer and wrap this up.
·
Over 60 Wedding MC
Jokes in 6 Categories from Bride and Groom to Parents and
Grandparents to One-Liners
·
Our Secret for Making
All Wedding Jokes Even More Hilarious
·
Instant
Access to Wedding MC Jokes
·
A
Clear Easy-to-Follow Wedding Reception Planning Guide
·
A 2008 Appendix with
21 More Carefully Crafted Jokes – Including
Instructions
·
You’ll
Have Tasteful, Hilarious Wedding Jokes – Proven
Winners!
·
Skyrocket
Your Confidence
·
Specific Instructions
For Telling Each Wedding Joke
·
Save
Your Time, Save Your Money – Everything You Need is Instantly
Available
·
How to Immediately
Build the Correct Expectation in your Audience
·
A Wedding MC Checklist
To Make Sure You Are 100% Prepared
·
A Free Copy of Our
Digital Book – Famous Funny Lines (over 200 funny quotes by famous
people)
·
Famous Funny Lines
Guide for Wedding MCs – How (and Where) To Use the Best Quotes From
Famous Funny Lines As A Wedding MC
·
Guidelines for Using
Appropriate Comedy – What Not to Do
·
Alternatives to Glass
Clinking (for Wedding Kisses)
·
A Wedding MC Script
Organization Strategy that’s Easy to Use
·
Strategies for Making
Necessary Announcements (facility request about smoking etc.)
Entertaining and Fun
·
100% Satisfaction
Guaranteed
·
5 FREE BONUS
GIFTS
Available, right
now, for only $24.95 (OMIT) Make that $19.99 for SUMMER 2008. Only $19.99
Yes Lee, I Just Have to Have This Incredible Package! Count
Me In Right Now! 
It's
Easy To Order...
CLICK HERE TO
PURCHASE
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The Wedding MC Jokebook is the BEST Wedding Gift you can
give (or receive). |
What better wedding
gift than a Flawless and Entertaining Wedding Reception?
Your friends and relative can share in the special day and
experience a memorable wedding celebration.
As an
MC you can give the Bride and Groom the ultimate gift of an
awesome reception, and fulfill the honor bestowed upon
you.
As a Bride or Groom, you can plan a great wedding
(and pass along The Wedding MC Jokebook to your real MC) for a
spectacular Reception.
Wow thanks for this. The book was a
lifesaver.
Ann de Meyer, Durban
Any Questions?
Contact me at bellsnator@yahoo.com.
Sincerely,
Lee
Bells
P.S. The
Wedding Mc Jokebook is the best
resource you can have (and implement in the shortest
time).
P.P.S. A Wedding MC
without the The Wedding MC Jokebook is like standing behind the podium
naked: it's uncomfortable for everyone, it's awkward and it's NOT
NECESSARY.
Don’t Mind Us Comedy
205 7th Ave
West, Watrous SK
Canada S0K 4T0 Phone
306-241-8172
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